Sometimes days just suck.
This one does royally.
I’m not kidding… have you ever had a day so bad that you just want to get up… walk out of work, drive home, and go to bed.
Sure you have.
But not like this.
See I’ve had very little human interaction today, so it’s not like someone has pissed me off. But even so, I’m sitting here trying to decide if going home right now is worth losing my job. And the jury’s still out.
I get physically ill when I think about the fact that it isn’t even Friday which means I have to come back into work instead of sleeping all day tomorrow.
(I think I threw up a little bit just now)
I’m supposed to be eating healthy and exercising too.
But I’m serious here:
It’s taken a candy bar, and two over priced vending machine cookies to keep me from openly weeping at my desk today.
Honestly, 90 cents for two preservative laden, vending machine cookies? Robbery. But at least they’re allowing me to stare at the clock for a few minutes more instead of rocking back and forth crying under my desk.
These cookies… actually they ought to be labeled “Chocolate chip fat cakes” are about a third the quality of a good Granny Smith cookie… and cost about a third more.
Stupid Cookies.
Stupid vending machine.
Also I’m overpaying for my diet caffeine drink.
But I opted for Diet Pepsi today since at least gives me a chance to win a BILLION dollars. So I guess that’s good.
Well no… it’s probably only 500-600 Million after taxes.
Stupid Taxes.
Stupid Pepsi.
Stupid Contest.
Stupid Day.
Posted on July 30, 2004 by Taylor
Wow dude. You sound like you need a good cigar. I think you should throw up all over your desk and then ask to leave. They won’t fire you then, and you can go home, and they won’t be the wiser.