More big news to report.
Today is Ted’s Birthday!
He’s succeeded in not dying in the past 365 days.
Although Ted stopped aging roughly 10 years ago, (do in large part to his work at The Meade Institute for Deep Thinking) accidents do happen… and Ted has avoided them for yet another year.
Happy Birthday Ted!
Now get back to the Institute and get working on another no-age pill for me.
Thanks for the birthday wish, Doug!
We at The Meade Institute for Deep Thinking are indeed working hard on perfecting the anti-aging pill. Sadly, the current version is not ready for widespread use.
While we were excited to see total success in the lab rats, we had less and less success with life forms you would actually WANT to see live longer. Some examples:
Why did it work on me? Sometimes in science you’re blessed with a success without ever really understanding why.
Thanks again,
Ted Meade
Director of The Meade Institute for Deep Thinking