So as I struggle on through the new health initiative I thought I’d share with you some of the break through realizations that made come to terms with my situation.

And the need to change it.

10)   Found myself on the couch watching “America’s Biggest Loser” with a bag of Cheese puffs.

9)   Caught myself flipping myself off as I walked past a mirror.

8 )   Photos of my prior self indicate I was pretty happy then.

7)   I have one pair of pants that don’t act as a tourniquet.

6)   Ethan’s first words may be something like “why does DADDY get more cookies then?”

5)   My wife recently handed me a picture and said “I was trying to figure out who I was with.. I didn’t even recognize you!”

4)   …Nether did I

3)   There are people on America’s Biggest Loser now that weigh less than me.

2)   There are people on America’s Biggest Loser now that wear smaller jeans than me.

1)   When I started and measured my girth… I matched my pregnant wife.