Well, as usual, I’ve already got a problem. Why wouldn’t the assassin they sent in to kill Jack kill “the mole” too? It’s obvious he didn’t know what was going on BUT could finger the person who does! It would have been in the Chief of Staff’s best interest to have both the mole AND Jack dead.

Does he expect the mole NOT to talk when he has no clue what’s going on?

Ah well… the show is too addicting to be annoyed at its short comings. I allow them ONLY because they’ve got one day to work in.

Found this on GBI:

Little Known Facts about Jack Bauer

1) If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

4) Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

11) Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

13) When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

14) If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re f—-ed.

15) Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f—ing hates lemonade.

17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.

1 Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.

19) No man has ever used the phrase, “Jack Bauer is a pussy” in a sentence and lived to tel-

20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

22) As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”

23) Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

24) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.

25) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.

26) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

27) Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

2 Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

That may be the greatest comment ever to grace DougMeade.com

Oh.. my sides are splitting.

(Maybe Jack Bauer put a knife in my ribs!)

My personal favorites are 5 and 6.

3, 10, 16, and 20 are all in the running for my favorite.

lol … temporarily killed

Then again…

1, 11, 12, 22, and 27

are also GREAT.

Like I said….possibly the greatest comment ever to grace DougMeade.com

Someone sent me a Hailu yesterday, and I was reading the Jack Bauer “facts” at the time, so was inspired to write a Jack Bauer Haiku:

There’s no time! You must go now!

My name’s Jack Bauer

I don’t have time to explain

Here’s some more little known facts as well:

31)When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

32)Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

33)If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it’s f—ing beef.

34)Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

35)Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

36)When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

37)Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f—ing do it.

38)Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

39)Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

40)You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

41)When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

42)Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

43)When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

44)Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.

45)What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

46)Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there’s no life on Mars.

47)People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

48)Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

49)Jack Bauer knows Victoria’s secret.

50)When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

EXCELLENT!

ROFL.. these posts are so dang funny..