“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working…
every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.
So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.”
- Office Space (1999)
I’m going to go out on a limb here, and guess that you’re having a bad day in the office.
You should see a hypnotist.
A fat one who could possibly have a heart attack at any moment, and one who played Friar Tuck on Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
Just a thought