70% General American English

20% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Upper Midwestern

You Are 30% Weird

Not enough to scare other people…

But sometimes you scare yourself

65% General American English

15% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

You’d figure that being from Indiana that I’d get at least 5% midwestern.

You Are 10% Weird

You’re totally, completely normal.

And that’s pretty darn weird!

80% General American English

10% Yankee

5% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

30% weird: Not enough to scare other people…

But sometimes you scare yourself.

70% General American English

15% Yankee

10% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you’re weird…

But too damn weird to do anything about it!

80% General American English

10% Midwestern

10% Upper Midwestern

0% Yankee

0% Dixie

Must be my farmer’s roots (get it, roots) growing out of me.

20% weird

Not enough to scare other people

But sometimes I scare myself.

You’ve all done very well.

I’m also both pleased and appalled that I am among the weirdest of you.

Well, I am a mutt:

50% General American English

20% Dixie

15% Upper Midwestern

10% Yankee

5% Midwestern

And…

40% Weird

Normal enough to know I am weird…

But too damn weird to do anything about it!

Liz:

85% General American English

5% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

70% weird

You’re so weird you think you’re totally normal

Right? You wig out even the biggest circus freaks!