you can keep your motorcylce in the back of the mini-van and when you are running from the cops on the interstate, you can jump it out of the back of the van and scream right through the convoy chasing you, and then jump the gaurd rail to freedom … that’s what I’d do anyhow.

Mini-van’s aint that bad.

Nice Taylor. You’re a soccer mom now, and the kid isn’t even 1 year old.

Conversation overheard last week:

Taylor: “well it was nice knowing you, I’ll miss you”

Taylor’s Balls: “Yeah, it was fun while it lasted”

My brother and his wife bought a Subaru Outback wagon a few years back. This was their “mini-van compromise” when they bought it. Thus, my brother was happily expecting to never have to have a mini-van in the driveway ever…

Anyway, imagine the next vehicle they bought once they found out kid #2 was coming. You guessed it - a shiny dark gray Honda mini-van. It was a total travesty. My brother feels cheated. It’s very sad, though he seems to like being able to fit 4X8 sheets of plywood in the back with the hatch closed. If only he built houses for a living.

Chad and I gave his sister a bunch of shit for buying a mini van, but guess what we are taking on vacation this year? I’ll tell you what, it’s a hell of a lot roomier than my NEON! But, we still refer to it as the “paddy wagon” and tell her she’s a soccer mom.

Yes yes these are all good comments… but you’re missing the point…

LIZ IS PREGNANT AGAIN!!

There is a disturbing lack of denial from Taylor here…

I was asleep at the wheel. Why the hell did I not comment on this??? What is wrong with me??

LIZ IS NOT PREGNANT…

I don’t think. I hope not. Well, whatever.

Anyway, since I’m about a month late on this, I did post a blog today on this very subject!