Ok…so I don’t have a Jack Ass of the Week like HFO .. but if I DID…
This guy would get it.
Kevin Hicks.
The man that was supposed to keep DOUGMEADE.com hoppin’ while I was gone this past week.
Like I did for him while he was on vacation.
While he was away I entered a mood on HFO everyday.. made sure the Blogs were fresh… and kept things running so well that he ran out of bandwidth! 
But while I was out Kevin didn’t post one Blog here at DougMeade.com.
Not ONE.
I did from Charleston, SC but Kevin didn’t.
In fact he didn’t even bother to comment on the Blog I was able to post!! 
And neither did anyone else.
But did my temporary Admin change things up when it was clear no one cared about commenting on my Blog?
NOOOOOoooo.
I’m sure he has all sorts of fancy shmancy excuses like work, family, and health but that doesn’t get him out being the DOUGMEADE.com slacker of the week.
Kevin I sentence you to two cigars, 3 “Hail Marry”s, and my God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on September 20, 2004 by Doug
I don’t have an excuse, but I do have 2 reasons for not adding a blog to Doug Meade.com last week.
1) First and foremost, upon my arrival to work last Monday I was greeted with the news that my mentor, boss, and friend was putting in his resignation and would probably not work much more than three days more, and that his boss would be in on Wednesday to talk to all of us. Which immediately put my job in jeopardy, due to my boss being my biggest fan. This alone was cause to not worry about Dm.com.
2) When I was on vacation, I had no access to a computer, except for the $50 an hour internet cafe in Hilton Head, so I actually did need someone to watch HFO. I noticed you were on YIM on Monday morning, which told me that you were probably capable of handling your regular duties on your site.
HOWEVER, going over my YIM archive, I did mention writing a blog on Wednesday for DM.COM, and I failed to do that for reason #1 above, and for that I apologize.
I will be smoking your two cigar sentence, saying my Hail “Marry’s”, and pray that God has mercy on my soul.
Finally, I will not be nominating you for this weeks Jack Ass of the Week, but I could. For 4 days straight, you said you would send me your plans for us to “rule the world”, as well as the compiled list of poker players. Never received either, and for that I sentence you to smoke 1 fake cuban, and send by mail overnight 1 Moontrance Cigar to your’s truly.