As I write this I am at the beginning stages of a rather aggressive fitness plan.

And interestingly enough last night’s news had a report on the percentage of the population that is obese. That’s FAT for all you non-scientific-types. Specifically the report was on how effective the country’s efforts to fight obesity have been over the years.

And after decades of ads and programs designed to reduce our nations fat-ass index it turns out that the effort hasn’t been very productive at all.

In fact the over all percentage of flabby people in the USA has NOT changed over the time period studied.

So that means as I get thinner someone else MUST be getting fatter. Thusly I conclude that I can make someone fat just by getting thin! Wow!

I wonder who it is?

Maybe it’s you!

Are you slowly expanding?

Is your surface area increasing so fast you can barely make skin fast enough to cover it?

Well… you’re welcome!

I’m off to the treadmill, so tonight… if you’re really really quiet… maybe you’ll hear yourself getting fatter.