Dave may be a poop wrinkle, but I think we could find better words in your text to describe him….such as:

basalt barb knife kiosk.

posey wingback

wilkins kiwi landlord

And my favorite….

Yeah Dave, you workbench wrapup voodoo kilgore wyman wilkins!!

J/K

hmmm… I like “posey wingback”

I think that fits you more Kevin.

I’m not sure what that may mean… but you definitely strike me as the “posey wingback” type of guy.

Oh Yeah, you can kiss my wingback you avocet axiology precise pooh mayer woodcarver

ouch dude.. there’s no need to get mean about it.

I may be a lot of things but I am NOT a

“precise pooh mayer”

I’ve never paid much attention to my pooh mayering.

In fact as far as pooh mayering goes I’m quite the novice. I pooh may here and there without care as to who or what may be in the way.

So I think “precise” is an unfair classification.

That’s fine, I’ll agree with that, but there is no doubt that if you look up avocet axiology in the dictionary, there is a picture of you smiling while you woodcarve

You know what’s funny is that I stopped by the basalt barb knife kiosk in the mall to pick up some vernier yalta verona barley, but alas they were sold out. So, at the prejudicial la wore kiosk I was able to find powerhouse wish mayonnaise which I love on my sandwich along with a vixen kiwi from the island of knockdown lana. It was quite good, however a maverick walnut fell on my head causing me to wipe knightsbridge while screaming, “ presentational winters preside preposterous mathematic!”

Gee, I can’t believe you don’t appreciate the e-mails I send.

Bravo Taylor

Here’s a spam I just got:

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… wow ok I think you win.

The fact that they tried to form sentences at all really makes that funny.

I want a pill in the internet.

Think I could get it there by pushing it through the screen?

That is the funniest string of comments I have on a blog yet! Hilarious. Good laugh before lunch!

oooops. I meant “I have read on a blog yet!”

I think we know who is behind all the spam in America - YOGI BERRA!

Here’s another one I got today:

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Found two more great phases in there:

breeze cadet:

We’ll reserve this for the dimwitted.

It seems to fit…

- Nothing between the ears but a steady breeze.

- Kind of a space cadet

Here I’ll use it in a sentence:

That girls is such a breeze cadet; she said she wanted to let her car relax because her tires were ‘under pressure’

waddle cheek:

This is obviously intended to refer to someone so fat their cheeks waddle when they walk or talk.

Here I’ll use it in a sentence:

That guy is such a waddle cheek! He really needs to go on a diet.

SPAM RULES!!

striptease cocklebur exercisable - This is the form of stripping that is enough of a workout to arouse the males, and still get a good workout for the stripper.

I’ll use it in a sentence:

“Hey Pam, You look good, have you been exercising?”

“Sort of, I’ve being doing a striptease cocklebur exersicable for Stan every night, he loves it, and it gives me a good workout”

What do you call a striptease that is a workout for the … um… client?

Expensive

Well said.

Here is spam I get every single day - you’d think Yahoo would have some way of saying you only want e-mails that are in English.

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ugh… that’s the worst comment ever.

Congratulations.