Well it’s Friday.
It’s been a full week since my last blog. Sorry about that.
It’s been a very busy work week here and on top of it all I’m trying to keep a presence on HFO this week as well.
Apparently my efforts on HFO have been working because I can’t even get the site to load today due to a “Bandwidth Limitations Exceeded” error.
Anyway I’d like to take a moment to tell you all about an exciting new discovery that simply isn’t getting the media attention it deserves.
The scientists at Great Clips have done it again. That’s right Great Clips… the haircut place.
Now I know what you’re thinking.
“Doug, YOU go to Great Clips?”
Well yes. Yes I do.
I was surprised to see things end up that way myself. But there are 2-3 really good stylists at this one particular Great Clips near me
(honestly their talents are wasted there)
and you can’t beat the price. As long as the staff I like is there I’m taking advantage of it.
Anyway somewhere in the bowels of the Great Clips HQ the R&D department has scored a big win.
They have designed a wonderful new styling product that simply defies conventional thinking about hair care technology.
It’s called “Styling Taffy”.
It’s a wonder of science and is surely a by-product of the space program to some degree.
Styling Taffy holds better than gel, but isn’t as “Heavy” as the pomade type products that have been taking market share from gels and mouses lately.
Truly a wonderful compromise that is made only better by it’s “Ginger Vanilla” scent.
My hair looks cool, is in place, soft to the touch, and smells like a high quality strip tease.
I LOVE IT.











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