WANTED: Good Vibes

Jana’s Grandfather is in the hospital.

He’s doing ok and seems to be feeling a little better.

But there’s always one more thing to check or one more thing that get’s in the way of them being able to give him the proceedure they keep saying he needs.

All of this makes for a long and tiring ordeal for him. And the family as well.

Please say a quick prayer, send good Karma, levitate a healing crystal, whatever is it YOU do and let’s all try to do our spiritual/cosmic part towards helping him get better quick.



I been a good boy…

Well the birthday is over… and the ground has officially been dusted with snow.

So I am pleased to launch the DougMeade.com Christmas theme!

I’m starting to get into the spirit and find myself whistling Christmas carols more and more.

I hope this theme helps in that regard for you AND ME.

Hope everyone can find some time to think about “The reason for the Season” amid the commercial hysteria of Christmas.

Having said that…

There are very few shopping days left so I’d better go get started!

Merry Christmas everyone.

May the new year be kind to us all!



and to all a good night!

I am very pleased to launch the Christmas theme.

My themes to date have utilized the same layout, but hey I’m a busy man.

Hope you all like the new look. Have a very Merry Christmas!



Fire BAD!!

Well this is getting ridiculous.

Jana and I are stuck in some ridiculous Chevy Chase movie.

Everything is going wrong.

First the Dog get’s hurt.

Then the dog get’s overdosed.

Then we find out that the HeatPump is trashed to the tune of “get yourself a new heating system”.

For the record… those things aint cheap.

Jana’s not enjoying this little comedy of errors.

But then it got worse.

The past several days we’ve had no heat.

(The new system is being installed today)

So to keep warm we’ve been living in the downstairs living room.

We’ve put up plastic sheets to cut off air flow to the rest of the house and outdoors.

We are running an area heater and the fireplace non-stop.

I won’t go into the details because it’s

a) It’s too ridiculous

b) I don’t have time… I’m at work.

But to top it all off the carpet in our living room got burned.

Apparently pre-historic cave people manage fire better than yours truly.

So now we need new carpet.

To pay for it (and this damned heater) I think I’m going to put together a book of the BEST DougMeade.com Blogs.

Included will be several Blogs saved from the old DougMeade.com lost when the HackBas destroyed almost all of it.

A TRUE COLLECTORS ITEM WITH BLOGS NO LONGER AVAILABLE ONLINE!!

It’ll make a great coffee table book.

This little ice breaker will start many a great conversations!

It will probably retail for $49.95 (hey producing a nice looking coffee table book takes $$$)

I figure I need to sell at least 100 of them.

A cheaper .PDF version will be available for purchase online for immediate download.



Dog Blog

Poor puppy

Ok so I’ve been avoiding this Blog because it’s long and painful.

But I must write it because it is blogworthy.

Sterling got hurt last week.

During my trip to Texas. Here’s the story.

I decided it would make Jana’s week a bit easier (since she worked each night I was gone) if I could take the puppy out of the equation for her.

To do that I booked Sterling for two days of “Doggy Day Camp” at her most favorite place in all the world. She was to be kenneled there in between the two days.

Honestly Sterling LOVES this place.

Those of you that have met Sterling know that she’s a little hyper… and a bit high strung.

Well you should see here when you pick up your coat and ask her “Wanna go to camp?”

She goes NUTS!

It’s really quite adorable.

So I felt pretty good about the situation.


Ewwwwww...Unfortunately something happened while she was there.

She got a “puncture wound” of some sort.

She was taken to the emergency vet and they had to operate!


CloseupIt was quite a sight to come home and see my beautiful dog wearing a cone…

with her side shaved…

and stitches…

and tubes coming out of her.

Apparently what ever impaled her went deep enough to pierce the muscle and her insides were filling up with fluid.

They had to put a big rubber tube through her abdomen to drain it.

And it had to stay there to keep it from filling up again.

She looked like a miserable wreck.

Now if that was the whole story I’d pretty much be ok with things.

I mean she’s ok.

And hey accidents happen when you take a dog to play with 40 other dogs.

But the place that had her didn’t handle things very well.

They NEVER called us.

NEVER.

We called them to ask them a question and the told us she was on her way to the vet.

We never heard back.

We called them to see how she was doing (they should have called us).

That’s when we found out she had to be put under and operated on.

Then they said that the vet told them there was no way it could have been a bite or claw.

Then they tried to say that it must have happened before they got her.

TOTALLY UNPROFESIONAL.

Their argument was the vet told them that there was so much fluid that it must have be building up for hours.

Well they had had her for hours.

And it got worse.

We called the vet that operated on Sterling.

She said “I NEVER said it wasn’t a Dog bite. It CERTIANLY COULD BE. All I said was I couldn’t say for sure it was. There was only one hole. We assumed it was bite because that’s what THEY told us when they called it in.”

She said “I’m sorry we didn’t call you before we operated but we didn’t even know who you were. The girl that brought her in didn’t even know the dogs name.”

Then we talked to OUR vet.

She said those things can fill with fluid in minutes.

So we paid a visit to the owner of the camp/kennel.

I wasn’t pleased and generally let him have it.

“Why weren’t we called when she was hurt?”

“Why weren’t we called when she was put under?”

“Why weren’t we called when she was out of surgery?”

“Why wasn’t the vet given our contact numbers?”

“Why were we told that the vet said it couldn’t have been a dog bite when the vet told us the opposite?”

“Why were we told that the timeline indicated that it happened at home when our vet said it could have gotten that bad in minutes?”

“Why were we told that it was a small but deep puncture when the vet said it was dime to nickel sized?”

“Why were we told that she may have been hurt by an ink pen or a lilac bush when this dime to nickel sized wound went an inch and a half deep and pierced muscle all the way to the sub-q tissue?”

Then I said:

“Listen where do you people get off telling me that it had to happen at home? That’s really sleazy. I woke up at 5:30 and handed her to you. If you can notice a wound in a room full of 40 dogs I would have noticed at home or in the car.”

And finally:

“You know we know the risks of putting our dog in a room full of other dogs. You could have told me that Sterling was mauled by a Pitbull and as long as I felt that you guys did all you could, and kept us in the loop, and was straight up with us… we wouldn’t be having this discussion. But it really feels like you guys are trying to shift blame and play games.”

Well it was a long conversation

We left feeling a little bit better about things… but it’ll be awhile before we go back.

Wow I wish the story ended there…


This (besides giving sterling a new bad ass look) required some serious medication for the puppy.

Sterling was pretty quiet the next night… staring at walls a lot.

Turns out my neighbor and I miss-read the instructions.

One evening Jana and I realized that in the past 24 hrs. Sterling had received 2.5 times the appropriate dosage.

Poor little puppy was high as a kite.

So Jana called the 24-hr. “I think I may have killed my pet” hotline.

They said “Bring her in now. It could cause liver and kidney failure, not to mention ulcers and GI bleeds.”

Good grief.


Cone HeadSo Ted, Leslie, and I were off to the all night animal hospital.

The procedure was to give Sterling a heaping helping of activated charcoal.

It would make her puke everything up and “Bind” to what ever was in her system so it could pass.

Lovely.

Well Sterling’s week got a little worse that night, but eventually it was over and we were on our way home.

Our vet said they played it safe which was good but we had nothing to worry about.

One day of over dosing at that level wasn’t serious. It would take weeks. We had her run blood tests to be sure, and Sterling is ok.


Still loveableOf course she hates the cone.

She can’t get used to it. She has no peripheral sensory perception, and can’t get used to making wide turns.

She also can’t seem to grasp the fact that it extends beyond her nose.

So she’s knocking everything over, running into walls and doors, and running into people.

God bless her though she’s been a trooper.

I’m gonna get her a special toy this Christmas.



…deep in the heart of TEXAS!

Well folks I’m off to Texas for a quick business trip.

I’ll be back tomorrow evening so I’m not going to have any time to really see anything “Texan”… unless the Courtyard by Marriott hotel is somehow uniquely Texan.

On the upside… I’m flying enough to be getting some good frequent flyer miles! I’ve been upgraded to First Class for my upcoming trip to Las Vegas Baby!

Yup I’m heading to sin city like the high roller I was born to be.

At least Northwest Airlines appreciates my greatness.

I’m forced to fly ATA to Texas and they apparently are unaware that they have booked THE Doug Meade.

Probably the Governor will be waiting with some key or ribbon cutting ceremony though so I suppose the oversight in my flight is no big deal.

See you all soon!



Happy in the people Zoo

CutieSo maybe I’m a little emotional today.

Maybe I’m more in-tune with nature or something.

But I was reading CNN.com when I noted that there was a new Baby gorilla at the Boston Zoo.

News that, although interesting, would normally get no greater a response from me that “Oh cool, one more Gorilla in the world!”

But today was different.

One zoo worker was quoted as saying:

“Kiki has just hugged onto this baby since it was born.

Since the moment we saw it, we haven’t seen her put it down.

She’s protective of it, she holds it close, sometimes she stays away from us.

She just seems to be reveling in motherhood,”

I’d say so I mean look at that picture!

That mother gorilla is smiling!

Smiling and holding her new born.

And for some reason this really made me smile.

First because this looks like pretty clear evidence to me of the very real and complex emotions some animals have.

And second because both these gorillas look so happy.

Zoo or no zoo they are supremely happy.

I’m not sure I can get myself to “supremely happy” but thanks to Kiki’s inspiration I have decided to be happy today.

Cube or no cube.



God bless the child.

So I was thinking the other day about the changing emotion of Christmas.

Or more to the point… the changing perception of people.

I can, like reviewing a home movie, conjure up mental images of my boyhood self on Christmas morning. Waking up at some ridiculous hour of the morning, and assuming (because the sun was up) that Santa had already left and it was safe to leave my room. Then I’d wake Dave so he could help me wake up Mom & Dad, and we could Christmas started!

We’d invariably be told to go back to bed for at least 4 more hours.

Right.

Back to bed.

Being told “Yes the presents are ready… but it’s too early to go down.” pretty much ensured there would be no more sleep for us.

This routine would repeat itself a couple of time before Mom and/or Dad would cave in and finally mumble. “ok ok ok… we’re up…we’re up…ok”

Dave and I would Race to the top of the stairs and sit on the very first step.

(We weren’t allowed to start racing down until EVERYONE was ready to go.)

We’d sit there staring each other down in anticipation of the great challenge… to be the FIRST of us to see the presents and the tree.

Ted would wander of his room shortly after we yell into his dreaming head that “They’re ready! THEY’RE READY!!” And once Mom and Dad appeared Dave and I took our marks like Olympic Track runners.

(I always liked to be on the side of the step nearest the banister so I could use the raling to get an extra bit of thrust off the step)

Each year one of us got the glory of being the first to release the melodramatic “OHHHHH!” or “WOW!!!!” or “OOOOOOOOO OHHHHH WOW!!!”

(it got more theatrical each year… like an arms race.)

I can recall with vivid clarity all of these things.

I can even remember some of the best presents from various years.

What is difficult is trying to relive the FEELING behind it all.

The anticipation that kept me up on Christmas eve.

The excitement that made 3:00 AM seem a perfectly reasonable time to get everyone up.

The joy filled stupidity that ONE year convinced me that screaming “FIRE” 1 inch from my Dad’s ear would be a “Funny” way to start Christmas a bit earlier.

That’s the hard part.

Everyone knows the saying “Like a kid on Christmas morning.” but can you really relate to it? Not just visualize it… FEEL it.

It’s hard.

I wish I could bring that emotion up as easily as I can recall the images.

It’s this time of year that I really envy the kids.

(heck who am I kidding… I envy them all the time)



Talyor Anderson … The end of an Era.

Well Taylor Anderson; My friend, Fraternity Brother, and college Roomie has apparently bought a MIN-VAN!

What the Hell?!?!

You have ONE kid Taylor… ONE!

And he could probably still fit in the glove box at this point.

You need a mini-van?

Is Liz Prego again?!?!

What about the Suburban?

That thing didn’t have enough room for you?

Needed something with a little more power and style maybe?

Oh man…

Unless it’s got an 8-Track player, and shag carpet I think you’ve made a horrible mistake.

(if it had all that then it would at least be a hilarious ride)

Mini-Vans are like KFC chicken.

You don’t want to like them… you know it’s bad for you.

But once you have a bite… you gotta go back.

My parents bought one when were kids.

They have a NEW one now… and there are no kids at home.

You’ll never get out from under the Mini-Van spell now.

Liz must be Prego… again.

Good God dude let the woman sleep!



Beam me up Friday… PLEASE!

Well… It’s Thursday.

It’s been an incredibly long week given that this has actually been a short week.

Go figure.

(be sure to show your work)

On the upside Audra showed up, and Ted commented FIRST on a Blog that racked up more than a couple comments. No more talk of Blog curses Ted.

I had a tremulously funny Blog for today but I’m afraid I can’t post it. Since I work for a living and there’s no telling who may see this site… I need to watch what I say just a little bit.

But don’t worry once my plan is complete I can post with reckless abandon. Fearing not what “The Man” may think of it.

The next 2 days here at work are going to be a mad house. Ugh.

But at least We’re getting closer and closer to the next airing of Star Trek Enterprise.

Sad the things we live for when a “JOB” takes up 98% of your waking life.

Wow how sad is that.

But it’s basically the truth. We all work about 50 weeks a year to get 2 off. That’s just wrong. We should be spending out lives living it. Learning things we always wanted to… spending time with friends, family, a good book. Improving society a bit by smiling once and a while….

… I need to win the lottery and take up writing or painting… or whistling.



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